Darius Baktash: "I can see it now, Kid Schmuck trying to hit on Rowling with shirtless, greasy haired pics while RFK Jr sells whale junk from the back of his van, getting thousands bullet peptide emoji likes from bots." / Blueviewer

Darius Baktash@sol-cantus.myatproto.social·2026-10-29T12:35:51.811Z

I can see it now, Kid Schmuck trying to hit on Rowling with shirtless, greasy haired pics while RFK Jr sells whale junk from the back of his van, getting thousands bullet peptide emoji likes from bots.

Shatter 🅅 𓅃⭐⭐@shatter.bsky.social·2026-10-29T13:02:50.417Z #

Beef tallow grifters on every corner. Couch fuckers as far as the eye can see.

Darius Baktash@sol-cantus.myatproto.social·2026-10-29T13:39:42.138Z #

"We'll replace the springs on your old girlfriend! Come down to Cushion Masters, where the sales never end!" as seen on TV ads with unauthorized GenAI Vance waving like a wacky waving tube man. Every 3rd post is a mandatory reading of a Trump post and unmutable screaming eagle.