🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦@ajharris.bsky.social·2026-09-27T16:23:15.760Z#
These guys would get kicked out of a real sex club, the kind with consent and harassment policies, in about 5 minutes.
Shaenon K. Garrity@shaenon.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:17:51.865Z#
Incidentally the Bay Area is full of nice normal sex clubs like that so everyone involved in these creeper events knows exactly what they should be doing
Stork@eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social·2026-09-27T19:31:30.959Z#
Can't wait to read the stories about who got kicked out of Power Exchange or w/e. I give it a week.
Sarah Day 🖋️🦊@sarahday.org·2026-09-27T18:27:58.756Z#
Yeah unfortunately for them a lot of those events are run and staffed by queers (especially queer women) who have very little tolerance for skeevy cishet 25 year old men.
🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦@ajharris.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:29:59.811Z#
My girlfriend goes to parties at dyke bars and there’s always one or two guys who think they’ve discovered a hidden treasure trove of women. She asked me if I wanted to go once and I was like “why?”
Ehusman@ehusman.bsky.social·2026-09-27T19:54:03.258Z#
The two guys, but with RSUs
Samantha Brown@canadacommunity.bsky.social·2026-09-29T22:23:19.512Z#
Misandrosaurus Hex@bexone.bsky.social·2026-09-27T19:54:15.000Z#
That’s why they’re not allowed in those clubs any more
sailorbp@sailorbp.bsky.social·2026-09-27T21:56:13.553Z#
Hey the Folsom Street Fair is happening today! They could show up and get their asses kicked if they misbehave. A relative is attending who would be happy to oblige! 🤜🤛👊
Shaenon K. Garrity@shaenon.bsky.social·2026-09-27T23:19:52.030Z#
I lived a few blocks away from Folsom Street for a decade and had zero problems, 10/10 would recommend as assless neighbors
sailorbp@sailorbp.bsky.social·2026-09-28T16:38:25.018Z#
Not my cup of tea but more power to them for letting their freak flags fly! I expect I’ll get a vague update on how it was, will be happy as long as fun was had and creeps avoided
Misandrosaurus Hex@bexone.bsky.social·2026-09-28T16:46:29.069Z#
The last time I attended the area had just started rapid turnover into hella expensive condos, and I remember wondering whether the realtors would actually disclose or whether the fair was going to end up fighting for its life against prudish new residents, glad that doesn’t seem to have happened
Witty Librarian of City Of Heroes@paulwartenberg.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:43:29.330Z#
really? are there any where it's not sex but just sitting closely while putting Lego sets together?
🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦@ajharris.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:44:50.147Z#
I think you’re describing a coffee shop
Witty Librarian of City Of Heroes@paulwartenberg.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:46:41.277Z#
but with Lego.
🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦@ajharris.bsky.social·2026-09-27T18:51:22.424Z#
Yeah, there’s a couple board game cafes in Toronto with bulletin boards for people looking to meet other game enthusiasts, there’s probably at least one in the Bay Area and it would be a good place to look for LEGO buddies
Shaenon K. Garrity@shaenon.bsky.social·2026-09-27T19:09:14.185Z#
Berkeley has a games cafe and I bet 99% of the nerds pressured into attending this terrible straight-man-centric sex party would be happier going there and playing Civilization
🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦@ajharris.bsky.social·2026-09-27T19:19:29.871Z#
Probably have a better chance of getting laid too
