William Gibson@greatdismal.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:39:21.832Z
Friend just pointed out to me that the Claude trademark represents a rectum.

Kirk Murphy@kirkmurphy.bsky.social·2026-09-04T06:29:33.355Z#
And a Kliban cat butt.
Caliban Darklock@darklock.com·2026-09-04T01:40:43.720Z#
A surprising number of their logos look like buttholes.
Clueless Toshika@cluelesstoshika.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:40:13.603Z#
velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
ICE Delenda Est@greatpiratesolomon.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:40:57.406Z#
Truth in advertising is refreshing
@alicided.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:58:12.744Z#
Uncanny Fanny
Kevin@khanes.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:41:04.342Z#
there are cathedrals everywhere...
Jeff R.@jeffr23.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:41:23.886Z#
Uncannily like Vonnegut's. Uh, like Vonnegut's sketch of a rectum, that is.
Wendy Lindstocking@lindstocking.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:48:48.931Z#
Wide open beaver adjacent.
Tim Carey@timcarey.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:41:17.878Z#
Gotta be a story in there somewhere...
Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦@clarissaoakes.bsky.social·2026-09-04T08:35:33.608Z#
They're all obsessed with goatse.
Bluemax@bluemax.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:40:00.712Z#
A lot of the AI logos do for some reason.
Bill Savage@rogersparkman.bsky.social·2026-09-04T03:24:54.362Z#
The Kurt Vonnegut asshole drawing has been invoked as well.
Todds Unlimited@toddindeed.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:01:27.966Z#
Can’t unsee that one
Micah Lee@micahflee.com·2026-09-04T02:07:49.476Z#
Not just any rectum. The Kurt Vonnegut rectum bsky.app/profile/mica...
Gabe Chase@spicoli323.bsky.social·2026-09-04T03:23:51.904Z#
Whenever this observation is made, I feel obliged to add that while it’s processing a prompt, the logo pulses and winks at the user.
The Doctor [412/724/301/703/415/510]@drwho.bsky.social·2026-09-04T18:42:26.040Z#
Oddly specific fetish is both oddly specific, and a fetish.
Gabe Chase@spicoli323.bsky.social·2026-09-04T20:28:29.601Z#
I’d really like to see all the internal memos that led to this logo, and what they thought they were conveying with the design. The cleaner interpretation is that it looks like splatter from a paintball, giving the impression of throwing crap at a wall to see what sticks.
Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)@catvincent.bsky.social·2026-09-04T20:42:52.386Z#
Doesn't explain all the other AI arsehole logos. All The Memos!
Gabe Chase@spicoli323.bsky.social·2026-09-04T21:00:54.377Z#
Tim Goodacre - Writer@timgoodacre.bsky.social·2026-09-04T07:27:29.389Z#
I used to work for The Royal Bank of Scotland, whose logo we referred to as The Cat's Arsehole
Brian Emo@brianemophiliac.bsky.social·2026-09-04T03:06:59.236Z#
The open ai one looks like the mechanical version
XLS Tech@xlstech.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:46:07.452Z#
Now I can't unsee it!
DrKPhD@kincheloe.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:44:03.152Z#
👀
Bryan McAvoy@bryanmcavoy.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:00:13.679Z#
And it can never be unseen. Never. This insultingly unserious timeline is literally sticking its flower in our faces. It has to be a simulation, right? (And not a good one like with Case and the hottie on the beach. I still think about that.)
Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:58:55.240Z#
Most AI companies do
Dresden Black@dresdenblack.bsky.social·2026-09-04T15:18:39.362Z#
Rectum? I hardly touched 'em!
Thomas A. Blüm@thomas-a-bluem.de·2026-09-04T02:07:56.445Z#
Just look at the rear of your cat * 😉
Patrick Fitzgerald@patmfitz.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:46:11.764Z#
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
Louie Stowell@louiestowell.bsky.social·2026-09-04T06:13:39.345Z#
Which raises the question, can you copyright a butthole? tehccringe.com/news/kurt-vo... "Anthropic maintains that they did not violate the butthole under fair use, and is making a movement to expel the case. Until then Anthropic will remain clenched waiting for the decision."
seismo!allegra!utzoo@seismoallegra.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:40:58.941Z#
Anus. Rectum is farther up the passage.
Zenevas Muroa@zenevasmuroa.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:14:46.154Z#
Specifically, Kurt Vonnegut's. Er, drawing of one, that is.
Lucretius Bourgeois@maviscruet.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:26:37.800Z#
Exactly that. First time i saw it I went straight to my falling apart copy of breakfast of champions to show my friends
David Dadekian / Eat Drink RI@dadekian.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:01:33.832Z#
Vonnegut’s asshole drawing, no?
@joecorey3rd.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:44:33.539Z#
All of the AI logos are rectums. It's like AI stole them from Kurt Vonnegut
Sacha@sachadylan.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:53:36.141Z#
Sphincters R Us
Kosso@kosso.co.uk·2026-09-04T03:35:28.261Z#
This article is old now... but... velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
Dr. S.A. Applin@anthropunk.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:50:57.665Z#
A lot of AI companies have a similar problem. Now that you've seen it in Claude, you will begin to see it in other places. www.reddit.com/r/technology...
Clinton Steeds@cwsteeds.bsky.social·2026-09-04T23:18:43.616Z#
They all do.
Jamie Dyer@jamiedcville.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:58:48.913Z#
AI companies are content anuses. Plus they're run by assholes.
Odins_toenail@odinstoenail.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:51:04.515Z#
Chocolate starfish.
Yarp, Narp...@damonketron.bsky.social·2026-09-05T00:11:59.632Z#
Breakfast of Champions for these AI bottom feeders
Narwhal Ladder@narwhalladder.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:54:17.210Z#
It’s a reminder that it will likely give you a shitty response.
Rich Douek@rdouek.com·2026-09-04T01:40:44.289Z#
Pooping out slop day after day
Tranquility of Solitude@apanthrope.bsky.social·2026-09-04T08:29:25.726Z#
Just as Carmel cigarettes put the manufacturer's picture on the packet, AI companies put their information sources on their logos.
Banda Bassotti@orpach.neocities.org·2026-09-04T07:12:37.807Z#
It even twitches in their promo videos.
David Adams@davidcadams.bsky.social·2026-09-04T17:12:21.220Z#
Maybe they're fans of Vonnegut.
Echondas@echondas.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:46:34.498Z#
I always thought it was more of a sphinctAIr
anurabushï@anurabushi.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:59:10.887Z#
Insiders at the CBC are said to have colloquially referred to their logo as "the exploding asshole".
Bruce Levenstein@brucelevenstein.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:41:16.723Z#
Now we know exactly where the slop is coming from.
👻👻Cinchel👻👻@cinchel.com·2026-09-04T01:59:48.498Z#
its very sad that is the rectum drawing from a kurt vonnegut novel
The Doctor [412/724/301/703/415/510]@drwho.bsky.social·2026-09-04T18:42:00.386Z#
s/slop/diarrhea/ig
@habitualcreature.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:53:11.728Z#
Congratulations, my good man! You’ve won the internets, today! Yay!
Greg Delisle@gdelisle.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:11:24.612Z#
More like a sphincter, no?
Nate Goldman@ungoldman.com·2026-09-04T01:42:07.216Z#
it has become a persistent pattern in the industry www.reddit.com/r/technology...
Baconator@baconator.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:54:44.759Z#
www.globalnerdy.com/2025/04/26/s...
Alberto_@pencilinpain.bsky.social·2026-09-04T08:39:19.422Z#
I think it was Jodorowsky who came up with 'anusmancy', a satyrical form of divination through photocopies of the anus.
Bartek Ogryczak@vartec.bsky.social·2026-09-04T02:38:00.045Z#
It’s inspired by Kurt Vonnegut, obviously.
ignore me@ibjoshua.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:51:27.299Z#
OpenAI looks more specifically goatse to me
Mark Yeager 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@myeager42.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:58:38.337Z#
I can’t remember for sure which Bluesky denizen originally posted this, but it’s my favorite meme on the “butthole logo” topic—maybe that’s because we have 4 cats who readily show us this end of themselves.
@jeffforbes.bsky.social·2026-09-04T01:48:20.020Z#
The Authenticator app sort of does as well.